~*~*~*Why Teachers Go Crazy *~*~*~

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  1. ماجدولين

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    ~*~*~*Why Teachers Go Crazy *~*~*~



    TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
    STUDENT: Seven.
    TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
    STUDENT: Nine.
    TEACHER: That's impossible.
    STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.


    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE: Here it
    is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: George


    TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
    have ten years ago.
    WILLY: Me!


    TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
    BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.


    TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
    STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
    TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
    STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to
    keep yours.


    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.


    HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
    TEACHER: Of course not.
    HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.


    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: the one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


    TEACHER: I hope I didn’t't see you looking at Don's paper.
    JOHN: I hope you didn’t't either.


    GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
    TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.


    TEACHER: What is an island?
    Student : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
    TEACHER: On one side?
    Student : Yes, on top


    TEACHER: What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
    Student : Australia, you can see the Moon at night!


    from my e-mail
     
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  3. صيهد

    صيهد قلم ذهبي

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    nice post
    good one
    like it alot
    thanks alot sis
     
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  5. العسيب

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    its ' really so funny

    and very nice answers from thee Student

    so i will ask you now sis Mag



    what is the end of sea ? :eek:
     
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  7. نغم

    نغم عضو فعّال

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    TEACHER: Are you chewing gum
    NAGHAM: no but I'm chewing GAT


    lo0o0o0ol

    I always say that the teachers are the first vectims in the wolrd...


    lo0o0o0ol
     
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  9. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    Thanx a lot Sayhad, I thought that our forum needs a sense of humor, that's why I didn't hesitate to write this post;)

    By the way, what does ur name means?!

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    Dear 3aseeb,

    The end of the sea might be the letter -a- :)

    O.K.
    Which month has 28 days?

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    Hi Melody !

    Of course they r victims if all the students r chewing QAT at the class as u do:p

    An innocent question,,
    Are u a guy or a girl?!



    Yours,
    Mag
    :)
     
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  11. العمراوي

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    Salam MAG...


    Finally Finally Finally ......... i know why Teachers Go Crazy ...

    Funnnnnny ... so Funnnnny ...

    Ha Ha Ha ...
    Thanxxxxxxxxxx aLot ...
     
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  13. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    And finally finally finally I see ur attendance here again..

    We miss u bro. Ghasan I wana see ur post here again

    Yours,
    Mag.
    :)
     
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  15. العسيب

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    lolllllllllll

    thats ' very easy

    its ' FEB

    February the month we are


    you r answer is right


    now

    Why did you choose the Name

    ماجدولين :D
     
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  17. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    hahhahaha
    u fall in the trap

    if u were one of those students (اللي من مدرسة المشاغبين) u will say all the months have 28 days;)
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    i think i said why before in many topics one of them is in this link
    http://ye22.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=52922
    and i will say it to u again
    listen dear
    when i register in our great forum i didn't know in which name i should write
    first i thought of my real name, but then they told me that ishouldn't do that, (it was my first experience in forums:p)
    so i choose the name of the chareqter in the last novel i've been read that time.

    it was Magdoline from a french novel for Alfonce Car and translated by Al Manfaloti in the name of ( Under the shdes of linden) and that was one of the novels that i'll never forget..

    Yours,
    MAG
    :)
     
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  19. الرمش الظليل

    الرمش الظليل قلم ذهبي

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    hehehehehehehehehe:)

    that's why i don't want to be a teacher
     

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