Smart man and smart woman

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  1. علوش

    علوش عضو

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    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



    SHOPPING MATH
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man



    HAPPINESS
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
    understand her at all.



    LONGEVITY
    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
    willing to die



    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument​
     
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  3. المطرقه

    المطرقه قلم ماسي

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    AAAAAhhhh......too late...i'm already married:)
    hmmmm..you know..i'll marry again..to put those theories under test...
    Thank You
     
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  5. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    hahahah don't forget that certainly mighty is their plot!
    إن كيدهن عظيم;)


    Nice post 3aloosh:)

    Yours,
    Mag
     
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  7. المطرقه

    المطرقه قلم ماسي

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    True as said.......i wonder why the CIA did not have a female as a Director.....:)
    Thank You
     
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  9. mohammed

    mohammed قلم فضي

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    hell no i dont wanna married
     
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  11. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    weird ,so weird pal
    by the way, i've seen these equations before and they are funny
    that's the main purpose of such a post
    regards
     
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  13. العمراوي

    العمراوي مشرف سابق

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    Sooooooo Cooool man ...


    This stuff is GOOOOD ... Keep that Pro ...
     
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  15. علوش

    علوش عضو

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    thanx for your notice but take as an advice and take care of them.
     
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  17. the transporter

    the transporter عضو

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    thats not funney
     
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  19. المطرقه

    المطرقه قلم ماسي

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    so it didn't drive you to laugh??

    who cares
     

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