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  1. NadeR

    NadeR قلم ذهبي

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    ?Why were males created before females:p
    Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.



    CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


    The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action


    WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind




    :p What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes
    You don't, you've told her twice already


    Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.


    How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?:p
    Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

    Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?:p

    A: We don't know. Never happens.


    Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

    Why don't men often show their true feelings?:p
    - Because they don't have any. 1

    What is the thinnest book in the world?:p
    What Men Know About Women.


    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
     
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  3. اليمني الجريح

    اليمني الجريح قلم ماسي

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    thanks bro for your nice post
    hope to see more

    :)
     
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  5. NadeR

    NadeR قلم ذهبي

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    u will
    peace out
     
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  7. اليمني الجريح

    اليمني الجريح قلم ماسي

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    ok bro
    will be waiting

    :)
     
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  9. البكيان

    البكيان عضو متميّز

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    thanks brother
    it's funny
    we waiting more
    best wishes
     
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  11. Unbreakable

    Unbreakable قلم فضي

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    Hahahahahahha

    u let me laugh while i am standing

    don't go to KL too much I think that effects u

    regards

    Unbreakable
     
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  13. NadeR

    NadeR قلم ذهبي

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    hahhah...that's good man ..it is good for you.
    dont worry that wont affect me
    but i still dont know who you are .
    and if u dont mind just give me ahint and i would know.
     
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  15. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    keep it up
    --
    nice jokes
    hope to see more from you
    regards
     
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  17. California

    California عضو متميّز

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    know we know why ur face was scared!!!!!!..lol

    just kidding, that was a " heavy wight joke;)".lol
     
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  19. NadeR

    NadeR قلم ذهبي

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    funny man.. haaaaaaahahah

    it is ok man as loong as it is a joke
    by the way you are supposed to be moda3mim ,but why do u laugh?
    hahahah
    peace out
     

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