love I love you not because I need you, But I need you because I love you I hope that I die before you do, my love, because I never want to know the pain of what it's like to be without you If being in love was a crime, I would be guilty as charged sadness My Heart Was Taken By You, Broken By You And Now Is In Pieces Because Of You I know in reality we can't be together, so I just close my eyes and you're right here with me... in my dreams you're mine forever The worst feeling in the world is giving all the love you have and knowing it will never be returned I dont miss him, I miss who I thought he was Funny Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say. ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any.