Political Definitions

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  1. واحد

    واحد عضو متميّز

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    SOCIALISM:



    You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.







    COMMUNISM:



    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.







    FASCISM:



    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.







    NAZISM:



    You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.







    BUREAUCRAT ISM :



    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other



    and throws the milk away...







    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:



    You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.







    AMERICAN CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.









    FRENCH CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.







    JAPANESE CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.







    GERMAN CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. You re engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.







    ITALIAN CORPORATION:



    You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.







    RUSSIAN CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.







    SWISS CORPORATION:



    You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.







    A CHINESE CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.









    AN INDIAN CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. You worship them.







    A BRITISH CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. Both are mad.







    EGYPTIAN CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. Both are voting for Mubarak!
     
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  3. العسيب

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    i like these Definitions

    nice subject brother

    i really enjoy it

    some make me crying

    and some make laughing


    lolllllllllll

    but EGYPTIAN CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. Both are voting for Mubarak

    those cows are very lucky

    cuz they will go for vote
    lool




    there is never wrong time to do somehing right
     
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  5. Koren Ramos

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    A CHINESE CORPORATION:



    You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.


    he he he
    this was the funest one
    How about the Yemeni corporation
    You have two cows, one chews Qat, and the other one milks it’s owner
     
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  7. الشاحذي

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    Fantatstic :)
     
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  9. California

    California عضو متميّز

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    thanks alot wa7ed, u made me laugh from the heart.... it is sooo hilaruois .... thanks once again
     
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  11. أبو يمن اصلي

    أبو يمن اصلي قلم فضي

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    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    man, this really cracked me up
    I laughed like crazy:D

     

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