The Perfect Husband

الكاتب : Dr.sameh   المشاهدات : 607   الردود : 7    ‏2005-11-03
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  1. Dr.sameh

    Dr.sameh عضو

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    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after
    a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile
    phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the
    following conversation ensues:

    (H - Husband, W - Wife)

    H - "Hello?"
    W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    H - "Yes."
    W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
    beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

    H -"What's the price?"
    W - "Only $1,000."

    H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
    W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2006
    models. I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK model. I spoke with the
    salesman, and he gave me a really good price .. and since we need to
    exchange the BMW that we bought last year..

    H - "What price did he quote you?"
    W - "Only $! 65,000..."

    H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...

    H -"What?"
    W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I
    stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had
    looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool English
    garden, acre of park area, beach front property."

    H - "How much are they asking?"
    W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much
    in the bank to cover..."

    H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
    W - "OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

    H - "Bye...I love you too..."

    The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.
    The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cell phone belongs to???"
     
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  3. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    yea
    this is how perfect husband should be :)
    thanks
    regards
     
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  5. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    loooooooooool

    Maskeen the real husband

    lol

    regards

    TK
     
  6.   مشاركة رقم : 4    ‏2005-11-08
  7. أبو يمن اصلي

    أبو يمن اصلي قلم فضي

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    howahhahhahahah

    what a substitute
     
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  9. يمن الحكمة

    يمن الحكمة مشرف سابق

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    im sorry its main ;)
     
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  11. devil may cry

    devil may cry عضو نشيط

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    muhahahahahah

    lol
    why did you chose this topic?

    sincerely

    DEVIL MAY CRY
     
  12.   مشاركة رقم : 7    ‏2005-11-20
  13. حاشديه

    حاشديه عضو فعّال

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    Oh

    I hope it wasn't a joke cause I was going to say may Allah help me to

    get a husband just like this one
     
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  15. The Wonderer

    The Wonderer عضو

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    wow
    I think the real husban had a heart attack :p
     

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