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الكاتب : Dr.sameh   المشاهدات : 440   الردود : 3    ‏2005-10-27
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  1. Dr.sameh

    Dr.sameh عضو

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    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS -
    * Smart man + smart woman = romance

    * Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    * Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    * Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    * Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    * Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    * Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    * Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



    SHOPPING MATHS
    * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    HAPPINESS -

    * To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
    little.
    * To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
    understand her at all.

    LONGEVITY -
    * Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
    willing to die.

    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE -
    * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    * A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



    DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE -
    * A woman has the last word in any argument.
    * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
    * Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
    cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
    same thing to them at funerals.
     
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  3. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    mathematical stuff
    amazing and entertaining
    thanks buddy
    regards
     
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  5. بنت الفلاحي

    بنت الفلاحي عضو

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    مشاركة: Equations

    Nice equations
    Especially this one


    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
    * Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
    cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
    same thing to them at funerals
    .

    .:D Thanks Dr
    ]
     
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  7. stupid boy

    stupid boy عضو

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    مشاركة: Equations

    it is really a nice equations
    especially the mathematics
    because I do not like this stuff
    but if it is like this I like it
    thanks brother
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