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  1. جنوني

    جنوني مشرف سابق

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    European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English

    will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility


    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English"




    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants Jump with joy



    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter



    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter


    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible


    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away


    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v"


    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl


    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru


    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas


    If zis mad you smil,

    pleas pas on to oza pepl



    :)
     
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  3. الشاحذي

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    I was very glad zat yo started to vright her again. :)
    At ze same time I kan say zat each language has its prinsiples. Zugh zat ze history roots og English stands on Old German English. and zere are many vords ar intered English vith its German face such as (night)...

    Yo ar velcom again her and in ze new English - German language.

    :)
     
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  5. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

    zat vaz a realy nis vun Janobi

    at least, it's mor fonetik

    regardz

    TK
     
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  7. الشاحذي

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    Dear T_K
    He is Jononi not janobi:)
     
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  9. اليمني الجريح

    اليمني الجريح قلم ماسي

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    Great news to hear
    thanks for this post dear
    :)
     
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  11. T_K

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    OOoOOoOoppppssssss

    my bad
    my mistake

    I thought it was a b not an n

    thanks for clearifying SHAHIDY

    TK
     
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  13. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    [align=left]looool
    kool and jreat bost
    welkome pak jnooni
    regardes
     
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  15. حاشديه

    حاشديه عضو فعّال

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    It is ok

    I wasn't happy neither sad
     
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  17. Immigrant

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    excuse me
    which language are you using here??
    what you are writing is not english
    za za
     
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  19. Immigrant

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    thi is not a germen english

    this is an egyptian english

    Ta7iati
     

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