Differences Between You And Your Boss

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  1. pussy_cat

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    [align=left][grade="00008B FF6347 32CD32 FF1493"]When you take a long time, you're slow.
    When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
    When you don't do it, you're lazy.
    When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

    When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
    When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

    When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
    When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

    When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
    When your boss does it, he's being firm.

    When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
    When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

    When you please your boss, you're hush.
    When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative.

    When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
    When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

    When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
    When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

    When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
    When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

    When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
    When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked[/grade]
     
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  3. بنت الفلاحي

    بنت الفلاحي عضو

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    Nice post and very true too
    Thanks pussy;)
     
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  5. pussy_cat

    pussy_cat عضو

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    Hello dear, sorry for being late ,you are welcome
     
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  7. California

    California عضو متميّز

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    this is why he is the BOSS.LOOOOOOOOOL
     

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