I have collected these funny signs for you, with writting some of my comments next to them i hope u'll like them as much as i did. it's good to laugh once in a while....right okkkk here we go :: :: Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly" In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." -------> what about holidays[ Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you. In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."--------> hez more rude hahahaha In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home." In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."-------> that z one really funny sign Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques." In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"--------> we'll cheat on u In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."------> ok just let me open my coffin On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable." !!!!In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car." ----->& how i'm i suppose to read it if the car z dirty Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on labor day." Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write." ------> & it's a book sotre ahhhhh Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs." Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here." -----> r u sure Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want." Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)." ------->of course they can't ???Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice. --------> ok ok u don't hv to be that mad, u zsepeak any english !!!Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. -------> naaaa in the tub, u sure A sign in the local opportunity shop says, "If your going to steal, then smile for the camera." Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) --------> repair anything ha Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS. In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD ------> i wanna see how will these staff look standing upside down Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales: THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."