Just a joke

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  1. واحد

    واحد عضو متميّز

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    [align=left]A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
    blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

    "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if
    you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

    The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and
    says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," says ! the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But
    let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
    same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns
    out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
    suppose that is?"

    The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
    slightest idea."

    "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified
    to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
     
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  3. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    LOL
    then how come BUSH knows how to discuess politics issues while he's just a farmer
    thanks for such a post
    regards
     
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  5. lonely man

    lonely man عضو متميّز

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    «®°·.¸.•°°·.¸¸.•°°·.¸.•°®»so nice «®°·.¸.•°°·.¸¸.•°°·.¸.•°®»
     
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  7. ابتهال الضلعي

    ابتهال الضلعي كاتبة صحفية مشرف سابق

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    it is realy nice....
     
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  9. اشكي لمن

    اشكي لمن عضو نشيط

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    What a lovely joke! but it reflects the reality of so many people who are in shortage of knowledge.
    Thanks and Keep it Up
     

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