Dont Mess with this women

الكاتب : Sleepless Doha   المشاهدات : 972   الردود : 12    ‏2005-06-22
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  1. Sleepless Doha

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    [align=left]Hope you can learn some thing from this story

    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer
    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding
    Woman: Oh, I see
    Officer: Can I see your license please
    Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one
    Officer: Don't have one
    Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please
    Woman: I can't do that
    Officer: Why not
    Woman: I stole this car
    Officer: Stole it
    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner
    Officer: You what
    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
    see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and

    calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and
    senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!Woman: Is
    there a problem sir?
    Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the
    owner
    Woman: Murdered the owner
    Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please. The woman
    opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am
    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers

    The officer is quite stunned

    Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license
    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
    it
    to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the

    license. He looks quite puzzled.
    Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told me
    you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you
    murdered
    the owner
    Woman: I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too

    Moral of the story: Don't mess with a Woman


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  3. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    looooooooool
    I won't say Devils but foxes
    Don't mess with women huh :)
    maybe u r right
    thanks for such a funny story
    regards
     
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  5. العربي اليماني

    العربي اليماني عضو نشيط

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    [gdwl]What a pity

    Women have a great cheats and tricks,(إن كيدهنّ عظيم) .
    She has nothing from good moral,but this officer has taken the right
    action and they should belive him...cos he sweared when he joined the service
    After all it is funny situation
    Thank you dear for the nice post
    [/gdwl]
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  7. شراب النار

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    Loooooooooooooooooooool
    That Was Good One
    Did You Make It Up Your Self
    Or It,s Real
    Seems To Me That You Live Jn Us
     
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  9. Radfaani

    Radfaani عضو

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    A story remains a story,whatever is the basic meaning,when a person wants to narrate any kind of story it should have such grounds,yes,,,u have a bright future,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well done..
     
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  11. little wing

    little wing عضو

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    very nice
    thankyou
     
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  13. M A T R I X

    M A T R I X عضو متميّز

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    very good
    keep going
     
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  15. ابتهال الضلعي

    ابتهال الضلعي كاتبة صحفية مشرف سابق

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    she really has a clean and great mind....see guys women can do alot
     
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  17. ail

    ail عضو نشيط

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    this is a good one
     
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  19. ail

    ail عضو نشيط

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    i thank women smort than man
     

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